Social Battery Club makes soft-washed inside jokes for introverts, WFH ghosts, devs running background processes, and anyone who counts leaving early as cardio. Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001, 3-5 day US.
Black hero. White + Heather alt. For low battery days and background processes only. Minimal block type, soft-hand ink.
Cat-approved, people-tolerant. Peach pit design, fine-line whiskers. You didn't come to make friends, you came for the cat.
For postal nerds and ex-runners. Snail line-art that actually looks good. Slow mail, fast dopamine.
1. Leave early, no apology tour.
2. Soft tees only — no cardboard.
3. $9.50-$11 margin after Printify + Etsy fees, free shipping, honest math.
4. Print on demand — no deadstock in a landfill because we guessed wrong.
5. Say the quiet introvert part out loud.
Brand locked after TM sweep, domain secured (socialbatteryclub.co), Printify → Etsy live as Social Battery Club, lead SKU 4500×5400 ready for POD.
$27.99 retail. Printify $13–$15 + Etsy 20-25% → $9.50–$11 contribution. Ships 3-5d US via Monster Digital / SPOKE.
15k = 5-SKU test ($3/day Etsy Ads). 25k = chase .com + TESS filings. 40k = Class 25 TM, 10-SKU, Battery Low Dept line.
Tired-parent approved. Developer-tested. Introvert validated. The only club where low battery gets you in.